Mean bitch screenwriter.

illkim:

Me bending over to pick up my pencil

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not-blonde:

Winona Ryder in high school
“I was wearing an old Salvation Army shop boy’s suit. As I went to the bathroom I heard people saying, ‘Hey, faggot’. They slammed my head into a locker. I fell to the ground and they started to kick the shit out of me. I had to have stitches. The school kicked me out, not the bullies.“Years later, I went to a coffee shop and I ran into one of the girls who’d kicked me, and she said, ‘Winona, Winona, can I have your autograph?’ And I said, ‘Do you remember me? Remember in seventh grade you beat up that kid?’ And she said, ‘Kind of’. And I said, ‘That was me. Go fuck yourself.’”

not-blonde:

Winona Ryder in high school

“I was wearing an old Salvation Army shop boy’s suit. As I went to the bathroom I heard people saying, ‘Hey, faggot’. They slammed my head into a locker. I fell to the ground and they started to kick the shit out of me. I had to have stitches. The school kicked me out, not the bullies.

“Years later, I went to a coffee shop and I ran into one of the girls who’d kicked me, and she said, ‘Winona, Winona, can I have your autograph?’ And I said, ‘Do you remember me? Remember in seventh grade you beat up that kid?’ And she said, ‘Kind of’. And I said, ‘That was me. Go fuck yourself.’”

fakings:

who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about

THIS. 

(Source: nudely)

  • Child: mommy I'm sick
  • Mom: yaaaaas bitch cause I am what? SICKENING
  • child: but mommy I've been throwing up
  • Mom: yaaaaaaaaaaas bitch gag on my eleganza

A look at the Twin Peaks: The Entire Mystery Blu-ray box set.

andthemissingpieces:

Stay tuned to see more of what’s inside.
 
Get yours from Amazon: http://cbshe.com/TPBR

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YAAAASSS. SLAY ME DAVID LYNCH. 

robelessd:

the holy trinity

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thethirdnewestoriginal:

Matilda, Directed by Danny DeVito. (1996)

thethirdnewestoriginal:

Matilda, Directed by Danny DeVito. (1996)

Naya Rivera Marries Ryan Dorsey

You do you, boo.

(Source: nayarivra)

(Source: knopetastic)

warmpastry:

holy fucking shit

(Source: sonastyandsorude)

sarabatikha:

What didn’t kill me made me feel like a piece of shit for months.

(Source: autotrophe)

(Source: jakeparalta)

childservices:

me: mama? could you read me to sleep?
mama: you’ll never be glamour
me: read fa filth yes gawd