Aspiring screenwriter with hints of swagger and social awkwardness, but Tumblr can't show any of that bitches!

micklovich:

this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit

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Werk it hunty.

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I dunno, just laying face down on the couch and waiting for some baby boomers to die, I guess

—Millennials, when asked about plans for the future (via alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard)

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Rita Ora, you’re still a flop, but thnx. 

Rita Ora, you’re still a flop, but thnx. 

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yonceallonhismouthlikepizza:

When a guy takes off his sweatshirt and his shirt comes off too

yonceallonhismouthlikepizza:

When a guy takes off his sweatshirt and his shirt comes off too

All kinds of yes… or should I say, yas! 

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goddessunderyou:

YAS HENNY SPILL THAT TEA

goddessunderyou:

YAS HENNY SPILL THAT TEA

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yungbussy:

the entire vocabulary of tumblr users in 2014

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merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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