February 2012
19 posts
5 tags
“And while I’m at it, the Academy has its head up its ass for not nominating the...”
– Preach it Nikki Finke
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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#5 People who use the word avro.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 18th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Valentine's Gay
My planned gay remake of the classic 2010 film, Valentine’s Day, which featured screen legends Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift, AKA Taylor squared. Will star Chris Colfer, Sean Hayes, Matt Bomer, Wanda Sykes, Rosie O’Donnel, Ricky Martin, Jonathan Groff, Zachary Quinto, Matt Lucas, RuPaul and Sir Ian McKellen. Zac Efron will be gay for pay.
Feb 11th
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Feb 9th
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1 tag
Feb 9th
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Feb 5th
Feb 4th
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
4,432 notes
Binge eating.
Is there any other way to eat?
Feb 1st
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Harry Potter Reunion For Warner Bros: David Yates... →
It’s Harry Potter 9, y’all!
Feb 1st
January 2012
19 posts
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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I just shuddered. Maybe I’m sensing trouble at the old mill… 
Jan 29th
Jan 25th
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“I’m going to bed before either of you come with another clever idea to get...”
– Hermione Granger
Jan 24th
Oh my shit.
One of my ex-friends from high school is legit gay.  He blocked everyone from school on Facebook and then gayed himself up. We could’ve dated in high school! If only we were both out… 
Jan 23rd
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
Jan 13th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 9th
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“I find it extremely impossible not to cry when I hear Stevie Nicks’s...”
– Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)
Jan 9th
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Jan 6th
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“I’m still here and I know everything bitches.”
– A
Jan 2nd
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.
I’m going to fire someone via email. This actor who was going to play a gay guy in my sitcom pilot is a homophobe. Awkward for me, but more awkward for him. We’ll get through this together! I just really hope he doesn’t respond and beg for his role back. Not here for that. 
Jan 2nd
Jan 2nd
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
34 posts
Dec 30th
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And on that note.
My top 10 films of the year. In order. Yes, my taste is flawless… Maybe. 1. Scream 4 2. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part Two 3. Bridesmaids 4. Tiny Furniture 5. Black Swan 6. Tangled 7. Contagion 8. Glee: The 3D Concert Movie 9. Melancholia 10. Source Code
Dec 29th
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What is happening?
I really enjoyed New Year’s Eve, and not in some ironic hipster way. There’s something about the sweet blend of character actors and washed up Oscar winners that really breaks through to me. 
Dec 29th
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Aahhh!!
That will be the sound of me tomorrow. Werkin’ 9-9 at the Myer Boxing Day sale. There better be cuties.
Dec 24th
Dec 23rd
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